Pop the Champagne Bottle! Osama Bin Laden is Dead!
Written by: Christopher Greene
Congratulations America! You have just gone from an alleged murderer to a confirmed one!
It’s time to celebrate good times, pop champagne bottles (read this), play drinking games and party until you puke!
And it’s only taken 10 years for the great United States military might to root out a 6 foot plus diabetic killer with a beard! Awesome!
Reality check
Is it just me or is this clearly the biggest lie and piece of propaganda in recent history? First off, where is the body? I want to see it. I’m feeling a little Jerry Maguire. Show me the body!
Rolling Stone magazine in their special report ‘The Kill Team‘ had no problem showing us previously censored images of U.S. soldiers grotesquely murdering innocent civilians for sport in Afghanistan and then taking trophy photos with the dismembered bodies.
One of the photos that sticks out in my mind is the severed head (see here) of an innocent Afghani civilian.
That is why as any true-blooded American truth seeker would want, I want to see Osama bin Laden’s dead body! Prove to me this guy actually exists because I don’t believe you!
My first thought
When I first heard of confirmation of Bin Laden’s death late last night my first thought was ‘how convenient?’
How convenient for the Obama administration that has been shrouded in controversy lately regarding the ‘birther issue’ and a recent poll (see this) that revealed only 38% of American’s believe President Obama was born in the United States.
Not to mention the trillions of dollars worth of bank bailouts and handouts to the rich the past few years Obama has personally approved and orchestrated at great cost to the American people.
This is perfect timing to sweep all of this bad news under the rug and desensitize the American people to the greatest looting of our Country in the history of mankind.
America celebrates like drunken idiots
Joy erupts on the streets, champagne bottles pop, beer flows like water and toilet paper rolls fly as thousands celebrate in the streets of downtown Washington and New York City on news of Osama bin Laden’s death. (read this)
“With all the gloom and doom around us, we all needed this. Evil has been ripped from the world,” said Guy Madsen, 49, a salesman from Clifton, New Jersey, who drove to Lower Manhattan with his 14-year-old son.
And the preceding quote is exactly why the United States has chosen this given point in time to break the news.
You (the American people) needed the morale boost!
Propaganda time
It is obvious that the reason for the recent patriotism is to boost support for the continuing wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and now Libya. It’s been drummed up to placate the people into believing that a war mongering U.S. is actually achieving their objectives and it justifies the bombing and invasion of numerous independent, sovereign countries in order to steal black gold (oil).
What’s strange is that this late breaking news demonstrates just how incompetent the American military strength really is (assuming Osama bin Laden actually exists and isn’t some kind of fabricated Easter bunny).
You are really expecting me to believe that it took 10-years to root out and kill a 6-foot plus, bearded diabetic?
This is the best the United States could do?
And this is in the day and age of the iPhone and iPad where smartphones can literally root out your exact location within a gnat’s ass with the latest GPS tracking software?
Confirmation of incompetence
The only thing this time-lag confirms is that the United States is either grossly incompetent or just plain lying.
News of the killing also gives much needed confidence to a flailing, rigged and overstimulated stock market that could also be used as a ploy to simmer down rising crude oil prices currently trading above $114 / barrel. Or perhaps to blame the rise?
But here is the defining truth of the matter
The one thing we can be certain of is that late breaking news of Osama bin Laden’s killing will most certainly have an equal and opposite reaction which is exactly why the United States just raised its terror alert (read this) for all Americans traveling abroad.
Isn’t that great! The United States just increased its chances of another retaliatory terrorist attack on U.S. soil and has greatly reduced American national security!
U.S. citizens are now officially at even greater risk to attack!
It’s a gang war and the crypts just killed one of the bloods.
So instead of celebrating in the streets like a bunch of dry heaving, drunken idiots…why don’t you wake up and smell the coffee America?
Newton’s law of physics
As a result of Osama bin Laden’s alleged killing, what you can positively guarantee is that a equally violent retaliation is coming soon to a doorstep near you.
So the next time god forbid a plane rams into a building or a movie theater is blown up in the name of terrorism, Allah or any other god forsaken ideology I want you to remember that it is a direct consequence of the official murder of Osama bin Laden as specifically directed by President Obama as he so eloquently and proudly stated himself in his recent address to the Union (see the video).
Thank him and our politicians for their gross incompetence.
But wait, time for body shots!
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Lanternrogue - May 2, 2011
Yes the timing is perfect, not only for the birther issue and the polls, but also consider the deficit and budget debates going on. Who would even suggest cutting ‘defense’ spending now?
eod-tech - May 2, 2011
bread and circuses
arron - May 2, 2011
Not too impressed with some of the comments made in this article but I do agree on the main principles. This is a PR stunt for Obama pre election, this is clearly been potrayed as a victory by the US to give them some sort of victory though I do not see how they have achieved nothing.
If they recieve a counter attack from the “terrorists” will they then use this attack on the freedom of the US citizens to up the ante of their war and justify more spending and more deaths and Chris’s WWIII predictions? With actions in recent recent years I wouldn’t shrug this theory off any more. Hopefully they cling on to this alleged victory and withdraw US troops stop the unnecessary deaths and focus on cutting spending on war to heal a broken economic system.
arron - May 2, 2011
sorry some terrible grammar in there, at work at the moment. I meant to say in the first paragraph I dont know how they have achieved “ANYTHING” not nothing.